Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho!
Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho! by Doreen Cronin takes about 1.5 minutes to read aloud (166 words, about 1 sentence a page), and it lands best with children aged 3-6.
Measured read-aloud timeabout 1.5 minutes
- Words
- 166
- Sentences a page
- 1
- Re-read tolerance
- 4/5survives a fortnight on repeat
- Vocabulary
- 2/5everyday words
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The useful verdict
Why Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho! works
Duck gets stuck in the chimney in a Santa suit and the rest of the farm animals stage an increasingly stupid rescue, each one getting stuck on top of the last. The typed notes and the 'click, clack' refrain give the child a line to say, and the pile-up in the fireplace is a visual joke that needs no reading at all. Secular start to finish.
Before you buy it
It assumes you already know Duck from Click, Clack, Moo - the character's whole personality is the setup, and a child meeting him here first will find the plot arbitrary.
Themes: Christmas, farm animals, Santa, humour, secular.
Same shape, new story
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Straight answers
Questions parents ask about Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho!
- How long does it take to read Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho! aloud?
- About 1.5 minutes at an unhurried pace, from a word count of 166. Reading it fast shaves perhaps a third off; stopping for questions on every page can double it.
- What age is Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho! actually for?
- Ages 3-6 in our testing, which is narrower than the publisher's range. With 1 sentence a page and vocabulary at 2 out of 5, it asks for that much attention span and no more.
- Does Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho! survive being read on repeat?
- Yes. It survives a fortnight of nightly repeats, which is the real test.
- Is Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho! a good book for a child who will not sit still?
- It helps that it has a refrain a child can join in with, and it asks the child questions to answer out loud. Those three features are what keep a wriggling toddler listening, far more than the subject matter does.