Dinosaur vs. the Potty

Dinosaur vs. the Potty by Bob Shea takes about 1.5 minutes to read aloud (150 words, about 1 sentence a page), and it lands best with children aged 2-4.
Measured read-aloud timeabout 1.5 minutes
- Words
- 150our estimate, not a published count
- Sentences a page
- 1
- Re-read tolerance
- 4/5survives a fortnight on repeat
- Vocabulary
- 1/5plain words
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The useful verdict
Why Dinosaur vs. the Potty works
The dinosaur roars 'ROAR ROAR ROAR!' and insists he does not need to go, right up until he does - so the child gets to be loud and defiant for eight pages and then watch the climbdown happen to someone else. The only potty book in this set a child asks for again for fun.
Themes: toilet, dinosaurs, defiance, humour.
Same shape, new story
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Straight answers
Questions parents ask about Dinosaur vs. the Potty
- How long does it take to read Dinosaur vs. the Potty aloud?
- About 1.5 minutes at an unhurried pace, from a word count of 150. Reading it fast shaves perhaps a third off; stopping for questions on every page can double it.
- What age is Dinosaur vs. the Potty actually for?
- Ages 2-4 in our testing, which is narrower than the publisher's range. With 1 sentence a page and vocabulary at 1 out of 5, it asks for that much attention span and no more.
- Does Dinosaur vs. the Potty survive being read on repeat?
- Yes. It survives a fortnight of nightly repeats, which is the real test.
- Is Dinosaur vs. the Potty a good book for a child who will not sit still?
- It helps that it has a refrain a child can join in with, and it asks the child questions to answer out loud. Those three features are what keep a wriggling toddler listening, far more than the subject matter does.