Dragon Gets By

Dragon Gets By by Dav Pilkey takes about 5.5 minutes to read aloud (614 words, about 2 sentences a page), and it lands best with children aged 5-8.
Measured read-aloud timeabout 5.5 minutes
- Words
- 614
- Sentences a page
- 2
- Re-read tolerance
- 4/5survives a fortnight on repeat
- Vocabulary
- 2/5everyday words
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The useful verdict
Why Dragon Gets By works
Pilkey before the toilet jokes: a fat blue dragon has a bad day, eats a whole grocery shop by mistake and cannot get his car home. Five short chapters, one gentle gag each, and the humour is entirely situational rather than gross - which makes it the Pilkey for a household that has ruled the others out.
Before you buy it
Nothing like Dog Man in tone or look, so a child who came for Dog Man will be disappointed. Long out of print until the Acorn reissue - check you are buying the current edition.
Themes: dragons, silly, everyday life, food.
Same shape, new story
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Straight answers
Questions parents ask about Dragon Gets By
- How long does it take to read Dragon Gets By aloud?
- About 5.5 minutes at an unhurried pace, from a word count of 614. Reading it fast shaves perhaps a third off; stopping for questions on every page can double it.
- What age is Dragon Gets By actually for?
- Ages 5-8 in our testing, which is narrower than the publisher's range. With 2 sentences a page and vocabulary at 2 out of 5, it asks for that much attention span and no more.
- Does Dragon Gets By survive being read on repeat?
- Yes. It survives a fortnight of nightly repeats, which is the real test.