Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus
Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus by Barbara Park takes about 59.5 minutes to read aloud (6,570 words, about 4 sentences a page), and it lands best with children aged 6-8.
Measured read-aloud timeabout 59.5 minutes
- Words
- 6,570
- Sentences a page
- 4
- Re-read tolerance
- 4/5survives a fortnight on repeat
- Vocabulary
- 2/5everyday words
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The useful verdict
Why Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus works
Junie B. is so frightened of the school bus that she hides in a cupboard rather than ride it home. It is the first-day-of-school book for a child who has already started school and is still not fine, and Junie B.'s narration - ungrammatical, furious, entirely convinced she is right - is the reason children read thirty of these.
Before you buy it
Junie B. deliberately speaks bad grammar ('I runned', 'bestest') and calls things stupid constantly; teachers and some parents object, and a child at the copying stage will copy it. She also hides from an adult and is not really told off.
Themes: school, buses, fear, friendship, kindergarten.
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Straight answers
Questions parents ask about Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus
- How long does it take to read Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus aloud?
- About 59.5 minutes at an unhurried pace, from a word count of 6,570. Reading it fast shaves perhaps a third off; stopping for questions on every page can double it.
- What age is Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus actually for?
- Ages 6-8 in our testing, which is narrower than the publisher's range. With 4 sentences a page and vocabulary at 2 out of 5, it asks for that much attention span and no more.
- Does Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus survive being read on repeat?
- Yes. It survives a fortnight of nightly repeats, which is the real test.
- Is Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus a good book for a child who will not sit still?
- It helps that it has a refrain a child can join in with. Those three features are what keep a wriggling toddler listening, far more than the subject matter does.