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The Bad Guys in Mission Unpluckable

Book cover for The Bad Guys in Mission Unpluckable by Aaron Blabey

The Bad Guys in Mission Unpluckable by Aaron Blabey takes about 33 minutes to read aloud (3,648 words, about 2 sentences a page), and it lands best with children aged 5-8.

Measured read-aloud timeabout 33 minutes

Words
3,648
Sentences a page
2
Re-read tolerance
5/5still fine on the fortieth reading
Vocabulary
2/5everyday words

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Why The Bad Guys in Mission Unpluckable works

Book two adds Legs the tarantula and turns the format into a heist - blueprint, gadgets, a chicken farm with laser fences. It is the one where the running gag becomes a system: every plan collapses because Mr Snake is selfish, which is a joke a six-year-old can predict and then enjoy predicting.

Before you buy it

Must be read after book one - the team, the cliffhanger and the guinea-pig joke all carry over. Legs is a large hairy spider drawn in close-up more than once.

Themes: comics, heist, spiders, chickens, teamwork.

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Questions parents ask about The Bad Guys in Mission Unpluckable

How long does it take to read The Bad Guys in Mission Unpluckable aloud?
About 33 minutes at an unhurried pace, from a word count of 3,648. Reading it fast shaves perhaps a third off; stopping for questions on every page can double it.
What age is The Bad Guys in Mission Unpluckable actually for?
Ages 5-8 in our testing, which is narrower than the publisher's range. With 2 sentences a page and vocabulary at 2 out of 5, it asks for that much attention span and no more.
Does The Bad Guys in Mission Unpluckable survive being read on repeat?
Yes - this is one of the few that is still fine on the fortieth reading, which is why it scores 5 out of 5 with us.