Please, Baby, Please
Please, Baby, Please by Spike Lee takes about 1 minute to read aloud (120 words, about 1 sentence a page), and it lands best with children aged 0-3.
Measured read-aloud timeabout 1 minute
- Words
- 120our estimate, not a published count
- Sentences a page
- 1
- Re-read tolerance
- 4/5survives a fortnight on repeat
- Vocabulary
- 2/5everyday words
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The useful verdict
Why Please, Baby, Please works
Every spread is a parent's line to a toddler caught mid-mischief - 'Not on the wall, please, baby, please' - so the exact phrase a two-year-old hears all day comes back as a rhythm they can chant along with. Kadir Nelson paints the child as the unmistakable centre of every page.
Before you buy it
It is written from the exhausted parent's side, and the toddler in it never actually stops. Some children find that funnier than their parents do.
Themes: toddlers, mischief, parents, bedtime.
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Straight answers
Questions parents ask about Please, Baby, Please
- How long does it take to read Please, Baby, Please aloud?
- About 1 minute at an unhurried pace, from a word count of 120. Reading it fast shaves perhaps a third off; stopping for questions on every page can double it.
- What age is Please, Baby, Please actually for?
- Ages 0-3 in our testing, which is narrower than the publisher's range. With 1 sentence a page and vocabulary at 2 out of 5, it asks for that much attention span and no more.
- Does Please, Baby, Please survive being read on repeat?
- Yes. It survives a fortnight of nightly repeats, which is the real test.
- Is Please, Baby, Please a good book for a child who will not sit still?
- It helps that it has a refrain a child can join in with, and it asks the child questions to answer out loud. Those three features are what keep a wriggling toddler listening, far more than the subject matter does.